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Idiots who can't park!

10/30/06 | by Mikey | Categories: Motorcycle, Commuting

MikeyI'm getting tired of seeing cagers who think they are so special they either

A) Park their whole vehicle intentionally across multiple parking spots because they think their vehicle is just sooo cool that it would just be like, "OMG SOMEONE SCRATCHED MY CRAPPY CAR!". This can range from parking in two spots, to diagonally parking to occupy four spots.

B) Those people who just don't know how to park between the lines. You'd think people would understand the concept. In kindergarten it was color between the lines. When you got your drivers' license it was park between the lines!!

SO FREAKING PARK BETWEEN THE LINES!!! RAAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRR!!! WHAT IS SO HARD ABOUT THIS!!!!

Click for pic:
http://www.skel3tor1.com/main/photos/albums/upload/10-23-06/DSCN1429.JPG

I think the next course of action it to equip my motorcycle with silly string. Next idiot who can't park their vehicle will get a nice surprise.

 

2 comments

Comment from: Rufus  
Rufus

They started teaching the hippy version of coloring back in the 60s, so that’s probably where they get this “color outside the lines because I’m special and unique” bullshit.

11/04/06 @ 16:19
Comment from: thewhoissuperb24  
thewhoissuperb24

Yay!! Silly String!! Take some pictures when you do that!! :p

07/17/07 @ 16:34
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